mind boggling!

I can't believe it! John (the relies on spell check Microbiology major) taught me something incredible about English today!

It just blows my mind.

Did you know that when typing something- anything- you're supposed to put TWO spaces in between sentences??? TWO! It's an official, written, first result on Google fact!

I just can't believe it... I'm still in awe at this fact. I've never heard or seen it before.

Teachers... you have failed me. It's good I have John.

the time for change

**I realize the first link I posted didn't work... thank you, Rachel! So I found the actual video and posted it right here for you to see it! :)

Obama promised change, change, change. A new America. But... I want you to take a look at this skit by SNL that totally explains it ;)



Will America finally admit that the only thing Obama has so far been all talk? (Besides getting the country into way more debt...)

Anyway, I thought this video was hilarious! Enjoy :)

these are a few of my favorite things

There are a few websites that I have to check out everyday, or multiple times a day. They keep me very entertained.

1. MLIA- (My Life is Average) People write in funny things that happen to them in an average day. They usually involve dinosaurs, Harry Potter, or little kids.

2. FAIL Blog- Pictures and videos of, well, people failing at things. There are a lot of driving fails, people doing stupid things, or ironic things.

3. Ugliest Tattoos- Ever wanted to get a tattoo? Don't. (Warning: there can be sexual tattoos on here every once in a while. You know how trashy hicks are...)

4. Not Always Right- I love this, especially since I work in food business. It's stories about stupid customers and funny experiences that employees have at work.

5. Emails from Crazy People- Just like the title says- and there are some REALLY crazy people out there! "I NEED THE CATS. YOU ARE CRAZY, BUT GIVE ME YOUR CATS!!!"

And I just want to include this one because it's fun and I just discovered it.

Google Fight- Type in two key words, and Google bases a winner off of how many search results it has. So far, Ninjas win over Pirates, Darth Vader wins over Luke, Gandalf wins over Dumbledore, and Dinosaurs win over Asteroid. That last one makes me question history...

Have at it!

español

Yo quería escribir esto blog en Español, porque tuve un examen para eso clase ayer y hoy, y para práctica. No sera perfecto...

Tuve examenes en tres de mi clases. Primero, mi clase de Nuevo Testimento. Mi profesora dio el examen a Jueves, pero no tuve tiempo a completa este fin de semana. Lo haré mañana porque necisito completirlo para Jueves.

También tengo un examen en mi clase de Inglés. Estudié con mis compañeros de clase. ¡Para dos horas! Yo prepararé completarlo mañana.

Finalmente, tuve dos examenes para mi clase de Español. El primero tuvo un examen oral y el secondario es un examen escrito. Tenía el primero en Lunes, y el otro hoy. No recibo a mis notas todavida.

Cotizaciones para la día:

After a study group in the library for a few hours
Classmate: "You know we've been here too long when we start talking about tasting your brain, and that the Holocaust never happened."