amanda

These quotes are all from Amanda. And they all came in about... 10 minutes.

Amanda: "Maybe I shouldn't base my facts off of fictional movies."

and

Amanda: "We should make a movie that combines Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and Chronicles of Narnia. Let's throw in Napoleon Dynamite, too."

and

Amanda: "Why did they have to fix him? Why can't someone else just take the ring?"

and

Amanda: "Why didn't they just kill Voldemort first, and then find the horcruxes? That seems like a much easier way to do it."

and

Amanda: "At the end of the third movie, Frodo says, 'I can't walk anymore!' So Sam carries him up the mountain, and then when they get to the top, he just gets up and runs. He could've been walking the whole time! What a d-bag!"

and

Amanda: "Honor means you don't have legs?!"

and

Amanda: "Legolas is now a werewolf."

and

Amanda: "'Elves' is the answer to everything! Ask me a question."
Me: "Why does the earth go around the sun?"
Amanda: "Elves."
Me: "How did Obama win the presidency?"
Amanda: "Elves. Who said the British were coming?"
Me: "Elves."
Amanda: "What is Boromir doing?"
Me: "Elves?"
John: "That's what she said!"