things movies teach us that's wrong #1

Sing to a beautiful girl you've never met about how you are always beside her, watching her, and that you want to steal her.

"I feel you, Johanna,
I feel you.
I was half convinced I'd waken,
Satisfied enough to dream you.
Happily I was mistaken,
Johanna.
I'll steal you, Johanna,
I'll steal you."

I promise she won't throw a key down to you, pack a bag to run away with you, or sit next to her window so you can see her.

"I'll steal you, Johanna,

I'll steal you.
Do they think that walls could hide you?
Even now, I'm at your window.
I am in the dark beside you,
Buried sweetly in your yellow hair!"

"Johanna," Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street