at the end of the day

I'm covered in cactus pokeys.


Quotes of the Day:

Mom: "I have to think really hard to get it right. When I was over at Grandma's, she said, 'He's going to Paraway?' I said, 'No, Mom, Paraguay. Paraway is in Utah."
Me: "Or Portugal."
Mom: "How about, Portland?"
Me: "Parafin. What is parafin?"
Mom: "Wax."

and

Me: "Ty got his mission call! Asuncion, Paraguay."
Tyler: "Tapeworms for all!"

and

Wistie: "Girl idiots are smarter than boy idiots."

and

Amanda: "I know whats up. I stalk. I was about to say that rhymes, but it doesn't."

and

Amanda: "People who read your blog probably think your friend Amanda is so retarded."