olympic-sized quotes of the day

Me: "I have parking lot in my shoe."

and

Mom: "Maybe I shouldn't say Scott looks drunk when we're in the temple."

and

Mom: "He runs fast!"
Drew: "He's black."
Mom: "Centuries of running from lions."

and

Drew: "Did you see the Men's Beach Volleyball last night?"
Me: "Did you say 'Ninja Volleyball'??"

and

Christina: "He's like the Techno Viking!"

and

Mom: "I wanna know who gets to put the pole back up. I want to see a bunch of midgets shimmy up and put it back."
Drew: "Folk midgets?"