BYU is being hit with a plague. A plague of children. Seriously, they are everywhere today. What is going on? I love watching them. There was a big group of kids, probably about 8 or 9 years old, and there was this boy and girl holding hands. It was cute.
So I took a break from writing my rough draft this afternoon and went to Great Harvest with Amanda. We had a pretty interesting conversation.
Amanda: "How do you make bread suggestive?"
Me: "I can make anything sound suggestive."
Amanda: "Is your loaf pull-apart?"
Me: "Wow. That was lame."
Other Suggestive Bread Phrases
"You should toast that now."
"I'll stick two pieces of mine in yours"
"Do you want me to butter yours?"
"Yeast makes bread rise. You wanna know what makes me rise?"
"Would you like to be involved in MY Great Harvest?"
Lame suggestive phrases:
"You could have a net weight of two pounds."
"Put your thiamine next to mine"
"Mmm. Crunchy."
Quotes of the Day:
Me: "Can you imagine me in a strip club?"
Amanda: "Uh huh."
and
Me: "What's the first name of that guy from 'Everybody Loves Raymond'?"
4 comments:
these quotes are amazing!
im so glad we are friends!
wow, this post is incredibly inappropriate. so that must be why i had no friends today at lunch.
You guys are a crack up. When do you have time for school?
Amanda is such a character. When do you guys ever have time for school?
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