What's the difference between a duck and a purple bunny?
The purple bunny!
What do you call a line of bunnies going backwards?
A receding "hare"line!
Jesus v. what did Delaware?
New Jersey!
Dad, I wrote a joke for you! Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're DEAD!
*Insert extremely long, pointless dialogue about a pink house and an old lady...*
Nobody chooses plain cheerios. the end.
2nd Quote of the Day:
Tylor: "Allison has a giant bear!"
Curtis: "A pear? Allison and the Giant Pear!"
Me: "Oh. I thought he said parrot."
and
"I'm the King Kong of cheesy." - Tylor
and
"You have a retarded muse." - Me
3 comments:
nice. is this all? there seemed to be more
i didnt know that Jesus was involved with delaware... weird.
:D...
I loved this!!!!!
Great stuff!!!!
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